An 80's Rock party bus was stolen by an escapee from the mental institute (Jayde P) who crashed into a whisky factory while she was smoking a cigarette. The bus was instantly set upon an infinite fire that only the strongest musicians could endure! So she decided to drive it anyway down route 66 picking up hitch-hikers along the way.

First, there was a Peanut- salty, strange 'n' straggly lookin' from the depths of Funk & Jazz Rock Hell. He possessed lots of knowledge and wielded his bass with long alien fingers. Second, there was a White Boy Wyatt but he preferred the North so he fucked off. Then there was a strange drummer gremlin whose skills were far beyond this world, but alas! He could not keep his eyes open long enough to play them. Jayde and Peanut thought they would never find more passengers till they saw a White Walker- they picked him up then he got off at his favourite titty bar. There, he was attacked by a mob of killer strippers who stabbed him in his Achilles tendon-"Farewell White Walker" yelled Jayde as she fucked off on the road with her pal Peanut.

The pair stopped to quince their thirst at a lemonade tree asking "Oh beautiful lemon tree won't you let us taste the fruit of your bountiful bosom?" the tree answered- "only before nightfall can you pick from my infinite knowledge, as I get bitter when I do not sleep!" so Peanut and Jayde rested and drunk sweet lemonade until nightfall, "farewell Lemon" they said "we will never forget you" but alas the Lemon tree did not hear them over the sound of its own snoring. 

They went to hop back on the bus when they saw a stray dog lying underneath it "holey shit Jayde this dog has a fuckin bullet in its face" yelled Peanut. "Fuck me mate! Should we ah put it down or somethin'?" "Nah Nah Nah" replied Peanut as he picked up the strangely quiet dog "He'll be right, just needs a bit of TLC". The dog healed once Jayde yanked out the .50cal bullet stuck in its face and it revealed secret powers! It could play Guitar from the soul AND have the facials of a grumpy old man at the same time! "wow" Jayde said as they went on the road again.

In the distance they saw what looked like a beautiful golden-haired woman snapping off branches from a massive tree. "what ya doing up there lass?" the bus company yelled. The woman flung her head around to reveal a flat chest and a masculine jawline "oh gidday cunts, fancy a cone!?" the boy replied. While they were all 'relaxing', Jayde noticed the boy playing with snapped off twigs in his hand "What the fuck do you need those sticks for?" she asked. The boy banged his sticks against the giant tree creating strong burst of colourful & beautiful rhythmic patterns. "Fuck yeah that's mean as bro" nodded Peanut and .50cal- "yeah yeah mate you should come with us". "Oh yeah, where ya goin'?" asked GoldyLocks. "Fuck knows mate!" they all replied at once. Then GoldyLocks jumped merrily onto the steps of the magic bus and said "Great, lets fuck off then!".